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HYC Daily Posts:
Monday: Health & Fitness
Tuesday: Check In
Wednesday: Success & Motivation
Thursday: Recipes & Nutrition

June - 11.4lbs
May + 14lbs
April 2008: - 10lbs
March 2008: -5.3lbs
February 2008: -4.7lbs
January 2008: -8.4lbs
> January 2008: -47.4

“No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.” -- George Bernard Shaw

“The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.” -- Albert Einstein

“A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.” -- Elbert Hubbard

"Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork." -- English Proverb

"More die in the United States of too much food than of too little." -- John Kenneth Galbraith

" "One should eat to live, not live to eat." -- Cicero

"I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge." -- Paula Poundstone

"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale." -- Stephen Phillips

"It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it." -- Roseanne Barr

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on." -- Jean Kerr

"The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life." -- Cyril Connolly

"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge." -- Don Kardong

"The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook." -- Andy Rooney

"Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us." -- Peter De Vries

"If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush." -- Dawn French

"Food is like sex: when you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good." -- Beth McCollister

"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it." -- Jackie Gleason

"Govern well thy appetite, lest Sin Surprise thee, and her black attendant, Death." -- John Milton

"People say that losing weight is no walk in the park. When I hear that I think, yeah, that's the problem." -- Chris Adams

"As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth." -- Chauncey M. Depew

"To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing." -- Mark Twain

"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food." -- Erma Bombeck

"We never repent of having eaten too little." -- Thomas Jefferson